By Edward Klein "standards," the president is gay

Edward Klein's new anti-Hillary Clinton book posits that Hillary is a lesbian--despite his protests to Sean Hannity. When confronted--surprisingly--by Sean Hannity, Klein said one of the reasons he concludes Hillary Clinton is a lesbian is that she ran the palm of her hand over the short hair on the head of an old college friend at a college reunion (the friend was a lesbian).

I thought this was a really cool way to find out if someone was gay or lesbian. So, I started doing something Ed Klein hasn't done much of: thinking. And goodness gracious, but things started adding up.

Things like this: George W. Bush likes to rub the heads of bald guys, including Bernie Kerik (thanks to Atrios and Wonkette).

And you know, I always kinda wondered about Bush II with his too-cute "W" moniker (Woman?).

And I kinda wondered about his being a male cheerleader and dressing like a woman in college...Plus, he seems to want to protect and promote gays like Ken Mehlman and Jeff Gannon a bit too agressively, no?

And who can forget what Laura said she found her husband doing to that horse on their ranch...And George does have the ultimate female name, too, doesn't he? You know, the last name...

Wait a minute...I seem to recall the White House aides (staff? Uh-oh, this is getting worse all the time) going out of their way to say George "W" Bush was NOT "whistling show tunes" when he fell off his bike a while back.

My God, call Jerry Falwell! The president is gay!

And as for Edward Klein: Ed! Stop that anti-Hillary book tour! Your country needs your "investigative journalism" skills--pronto!

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